Martha and Fred

We're staying at a B and B in the countryside outside of Perugia and our female host seems to be the Martha Stewart of Italy. I'm still trying to figure out who the male host is. It's confusing because he looks like a gray haired Fred Armisen of SNL and Portlandia but he couldn't be more different. I think I will have to settle on him being the male version of the Italian version of Martha Stewart (but for simplicity sake I will call him Fred).

Believe me. This has its downsides. But in an effort to be fair, I will try to keep a balanced view. 

On the upside, our guest house is so clean we could eat off the floor. 

On the downside, we have to keep it that way. 

  

On the upside, not a bad place to be if we all get the stomach flu again. 

On the downside, would you really want to barf in Martha's bathroom?

On the upside, Martha and Fred think our children are well behaved. 

On the downside, Martha and Fred think our children are well-behaved. 

On the upside, there are lots of yummy sweets for breakfast in the morning. 

On the downside, Martha does not seem to understand the importance of protein. 

On the upside, Fred is not always here in the morning. 

On the downside, if Fred is here in the morning he likes to chat and if anyone knows me, I am not a morning person and I save all five of my words for my children. 

 

Oh, let's end on a good note. Shall we?

On the upside, there's a pool!!!!!

Ciao e Baci!

Nancy